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Jar of Flies

It took a few minutes for her eyes to open. It always did. She stumbled awake slowly, the sun streaming through the murky curtains, mixing with the sleep remnants on her eyelids. She shifted, bones and joints protesting loudly.   Agnes was the old woman that lived upstairs. She was every forgotten neighbor, neglected grandparent, every acne smattered preteen, dripping slightly too much puppy fat, standing in the corner with awkward hands and eyes like flickering candles. She was the benign phantom of the half inhabited apartment block. Agnes was the fly, dead on the windowsill, collecting dust and sideways thoughts.   Agne

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A million squillion.Your lips of string  And cardboard rolls  And paper-maché,  Green and gold.   
Your sandy hands  
On wooden thighs,  Another kiss  
With open eyes.   
Your stride and wit  And mild intentions  Complement my  Vast pretentions,   
Yet your smile and your eyes  Meet with winter morning cold  And I know a silent hand  Is not a happy one to hold. A million squillion.
in Open on 8/10/08
First date poem.It's that time again.  When the brushing of hands explodes in a myriad of question marks,  The maggots in your stomach find their wings  And everything that goes without saying,  Leaves without saying. First date poem.
in Open on 7/22/08
Rain in the CityThe rain always fell dirty in the city. We would run out into the street, whenever, wherever we were, smile at the people rushing to huddle together under shop awnings and we would laugh like it was the end of the world. I still remember the way you would spin around, palms to the sky, tongue outstretched to catch the falling beads of murky, dusty sky-water and I could almost hear the quaking chords of violins and cellos reaching their crescendo as we ran through the city, spinning and laughing and screaming obscenities until we would trip, or stutter to a stop, panting and smiling to the gradually fading music of city traffic and dirty rain. Rain in the City
in General Fiction on 6/16/08
Just a bit of fuckeryGive me baseball and airport fiction  Apple pie and Southern diction  A stranger with a strange affliction  And a single pass to broadway   
Short delays and long hot nights  The South that gleams in Northern lights  You lose the world to see the sights  
Then find it on the Subway   
Sweet home just ain't sweet no more  Since all has turned to 'bitt'rest gall'  These bruises never will be sore  And I'll go sweet home some other day Just a bit of fuckery
in Open on 4/8/08
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Slugs?

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 2, 2008, 2:41 PM
Holy fuck.

So I looked back through alot of my old writings and was appalled by what an emo shit I was (probably still am). Eugh. I'll get 'round to deleting it all eventually.

It's amazing how many slugs there are all over the place at this time of year. And the fact that stinging nettles exist is really irritating.

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  • Mood: Homesick
  • Listening to: Runs in the Family - Amanda Palmer

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  • Current Residence: Has the highest rate of birth deformities caused by incest in England.
  • Shell of choice: She Sells
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daria
  • Personal Quote: Zut

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~Stuie-VF:iconStuie-VF: 4 days 5 hours ago
Ooo Ahh Oh no!!....

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"never poke your cousin, if you cant find a cardigen with 3 holes" -SOCRATES, 400BC
~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: 5 days 7 hours ago
I can hop :/

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Zut.
~Stuie-VF:iconStuie-VF: 5 days 17 hours ago
Me, cause you don't even have two legs too stand on :O

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"never poke your cousin, if you cant find a cardigen with 3 holes" -SOCRATES, 400BC
~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: 5 days 19 hours ago
Nyeeeergh. Just you wait. Imma steal one of your limbs. And I'll feed it to a pack of rabid alsatians. We'll see who's laughing then.

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Zut.
~Stuie-VF:iconStuie-VF: 6 days 16 hours ago
Never :D

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"never poke your cousin, if you cant find a cardigen with 3 holes" -SOCRATES, 400BC
~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: Sep 1, 2008, 6:19:37 AM
STOP LAUGHING AT MY DISTRESS YOU HO BAG!

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Zut.
~Stuie-VF:iconStuie-VF: Aug 30, 2008, 8:37:46 PM
Lol

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"never poke your cousin, if you cant find a cardigen with 3 holes" -SOCRATES, 400BC
*xat72:iconxat72: Aug 29, 2008, 9:28:29 AM
thanks for the fav! :)

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~Stuie-VF:iconStuie-VF: Aug 28, 2008, 2:18:23 PM
Mebbee...

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"never poke your cousin, if you cant find a cardigen with 3 holes" -SOCRATES, 400BC
~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: Aug 28, 2008, 4:33:19 AM
GAAAAAARH! I KEEP BLEEDING AND SOON ENOUGH I WILL DIE OF BLOODLOSS! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

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Zut.
~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: Aug 17, 2008, 6:04:49 AM
Ah, okay. That seems really silly...surely they could just be nice and let you off for that week. It's not like many people will turn up anyway.
Summer job sounds like a good idea :]

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Zut.
~Stuie-VF:iconStuie-VF: Aug 17, 2008, 3:48:35 AM
*giggles and juggles leg*

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"never poke your cousin, if you cant find a cardigen with 3 holes" -SOCRATES, 400BC
~Little-Miss-Normal:iconLittle-Miss-Normal: Aug 15, 2008, 2:59:06 AM
yeah, they do. But It's supposed 2 b really easy stuff, or nothing at all. I personally plan on bludging the entirety of at least the last week, if only in a summer job
~Pedigri:iconPedigri: Aug 14, 2008, 10:26:35 PM
Well, it took quite a lot of effort, but I didn't work at it at once. One day this part, another day another part and some day it just ahappened and I had the finished piece, so I didn't feel that much exhausted.

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~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: Aug 14, 2008, 1:33:10 PM
But I can't walk anymore! :crying:

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Zut.
~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: Aug 14, 2008, 1:27:19 PM
You're welcome. I was really amazed by the sheer detail in that piece and the amount of effort that must have gone into it.

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Zut.
~Pedigri:iconPedigri: Aug 13, 2008, 11:38:11 AM
Thanks for the fav

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~Stuie-VF:iconStuie-VF: Aug 12, 2008, 4:23:18 PM
Never!!

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"never poke your cousin, if you cant find a cardigen with 3 holes" -SOCRATES, 400BC
~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: Aug 12, 2008, 2:24:16 PM
ZOMG! :fear:
Giveitbackgiveitback!

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Zut.
~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: Aug 12, 2008, 2:22:08 PM
Thankies :] You were making me a present?! Awwwwwwww. You just gave me a whole load of warm fuzzies.
You have yourself a hug right back :] :hug:

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Zut.
~5years-old:icon5years-old: Aug 12, 2008, 4:30:36 AM
Happy late birthday. I was trying to finish your present, but I've been too sick to do anything. Ah spose I'll finish it before my photoshop trial runs out. Anyways enjoy yourself and have a hug. :hug:
~Stuie-VF:iconStuie-VF: Aug 10, 2008, 7:51:10 PM
Then wheres you left leg!!!

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"never poke your cousin, if you cant find a cardigen with 3 holes" -SOCRATES, 400BC
~natalie-leith:iconnatalie-leith: Aug 10, 2008, 5:08:57 PM
Indeed!
I shall keep those cannibalistic tendencies in mind, Mr. Stoobox. I like my limbs and I plan on keeping them, so don't get too close!

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~Stuie-VF:iconStuie-VF: Aug 7, 2008, 9:09:25 PM
Hmm, true, canibalistic tendancies i can live with, but incestuous-ness is way to far!!

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"never poke your cousin, if you cant find a cardigen with 3 holes" -SOCRATES, 400BC
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